Have you tried pspspsing the cat ?
21 MAY 2021:
Delays and cancellations to trains between Manchester and London due to ‘overhead wire problem’ Trains may be delayed by up to 90 minutes or cancelled
As Denmark’s queen abdicated and Frederik X became (hopefully our last) king, I was forwarding this in the family group chat with the comment “more important things are also happening in the world right now”
For anyone interested, this happened in 2021, as reported on by The Guardian.
After a two and a half hours, the standoff came to an end when a bin was pulled up beside the carriage, giving the animal a platform on which to disembark.
The feline appeared unbothered as it alighted the train, according to station staff, who described it as “swaggering off” into the night as though it had other places to be.
Imagine having to call your boss and tell them you’re late for work because of some random cat.
