Fascists: I want everyone in the same country, rich and poor alike, to accept their place in the hierarchy and do their part to protect our Glorious Nation™ from foreigners. Seriously you guys, I can’t stress enough how much I hate communism and want literally the exact opposite of what they want. Surely nobody will ever lump us-

Liberals: C O L L E C T I V I S M :galaxy-brain:

mustachism

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Liberalism has proven to be the worst of all ideologies for all of their thinkers lack cool facial hair

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Even stupider: P O P U L I S M

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doing good things people want is the same as doing bad things people want

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Things my relatives have told me are communist: the Klan, the Nazis, slavery, the north in the Civil War (???), most countries outside of America, having pets other than dogs, drinking hot tea, believing dinosaurs were real, monarchy, opposing monarchy, Italian food, landlords, organized crime, and all mental healthcare

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having pets other than dogs

:lenin-cat:

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Hey, give them points for saying landlords are bad, they already did a lot of economic blasphemy by criticizing landlords. Us feds should investigate…

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Hannah Arendt was a big part of conflating these as “totalitarianism”

as if capitalism isn’t totalizing. as if any mode of production wouldn’t shape social relations

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going to tell my boss that as capitalism isn’t totalitarian I will be goofing off at work wish me luck

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while it is easy to place all the blame on Hannah Arendt’s 1950s political work, I do believe :porky-happy: would have come up with this little rhetorical trick with or without her writing The Origins of Totalitarianism

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sure, I mean she was just the willing tool of the bourgeoisie at the right moment.

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Guys, guys, guys. Fascists breath air… Communists breathe air… It’s two sides of the same coin! The only sensible middle ground is to not breathe! :liberalism:

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