Google is slowing down Google Chrome. You should install Firefox to restore your browser’s performance.

Funny. I’m sure anyone who’s used an ad blocker ever can attest to how much quicker pages load when using one. It’s jarring and tortuous anytime I happen to use a browser without an ad blocker.

But it’s “slowing down” performance… yeah right, performance of loading ads from untrustworthy ad providers who will load whatever on your computer as long as someone paid them money to do so. How many times have ad platforms been used as a vector for malware again?

Imagine still using Chrome

Breaking News: Advertising company wants to advertise to you.

You’ll notice a few years ago they did away with their mission of “Do no evil”
So they can do all this evil shit sans guilty conscience now. No longer against the mission statement