…so I did the Christian thing and opened up my checkbook to help him reach a national stage and deliver that man a violent orgasm so fierce it’d leave him quaking in those slutty little heels of his.
Lmao the “slutty little heels of his” had me fucking dying.
it was time onion did some feel good parody because real feel good news were already on onion levels
Oh, how I love The Hard Times! …Although, the name has a whole different vibe in the context of this article & the post title, lol. Gross, now I’m thinking about this jackass having an erection! Brain, why!?
I’m confused. I thought The Onion was satire/parody news? This is truth.
Tbf it is a little confusing how often non-onion sources get posted on a community titled “the onion”
Any humiliation is good humiliation!
