whoa heckin’ wholesome r/UpliftingNews am i right

only in this epic Land of Freedom™ could such a blessed thing happen. if this was Bad Country, those children would still be in debt for needing to eat lunch at school.

44 points

he raised $20000 to keep 200 orphans from being crushed in the orphan-crushing machine

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Meanwhile, the orphan crushing machine could have been disabled with $20 in explosives if you take out the mechanic who repairs it first

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Relative to China, America has

-4x more prime farmland
-1/4 as many people to feed
-that farmland is higher quality soil
-receives more regular rainfall (no monsoon pattern)
-has warmer winter temperatures
-has cooler summer temperatures

there’s no excuse lol
this shit is literally 100x easier to do in the US and they’re still failing

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that’s capitalism for ya 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

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Add to your list:

  • US farms get billions of dollars in government subsidies per year.
  • farms destroy their crops during times of surplus to keep market prices up.

But poor farmers are going to starve if we let children eat for free.

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Good ol’ capitalism by the good ol’ US of A.

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41 points

Communism when no food but this is all good. Good ol Arby’s paying the food debt 7000 starving children while making almost 4 billion dollars in 2019.

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Shit like this is just marketing because every bazinga brain redditor is going to share it as le uplifting news

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Oh yeah, I know what they’re doing, it’s just so gross in several different dimensions.

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did ban r/orphancrushingmachine? at least some of the liberals over there are aware enough to see through this crap

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if America directly governed the entire world, we would have starvation even if the global population was 1,000 people

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a bread line implies the existence of bread

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But what if I pointed at China and said the words “social credit score” when you tell me lunch debt for children is evil? What then, commies?

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A social credit score is only fine if it’s expressed in dollars. If you’re poor, it means you’re a bad person.

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Mathing out how much money per kid was spent versus how much their shitty fucking school food cost made me so angry I deleted it and wrote this instead

there are ticks out there leeching off school children the same way they do prisoners, and it is fucking gross on both counts and a demonstration of how absolutely morally bankrupt our society is

adventure time indeed, jfc

everybody deserves tasty and nutritious food, safe and warm shelter, comfortable and clean clothes, healthcare, and community, and I will fucking fight a motherfucker who wants to disagree to my face

fuckers. gd this shit makes me so fucking mad.

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