“Now how many of y’all think BoBo gonna try to convince us that polls don’t matter… of course unless they are trash for Biden & great for Trump!”

Who speaks like this?

103 points

10 bucks says that as soon as her political career goes tit’s-up, she goes tit’s-out on OF…

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I think she starts with the pundit route first, taking on less and less prestigious media outlets.

Then she releases a sex tape and tries to build a reality TV career.

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Fuck this is so mired in reality it’s depressing.

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Is that the palin route? Or was it just sex tapes by actresses parodying her?

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Palin had a porn star that looked close enough to her, so she never had a sex tape.

But yeah, it is somewhat similar to Palin

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Starts on a public speaking tour, ends up touring as a feature dancer at Deja Vus across the nation.

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While it would be better for America if she never held office again, she’s still young as far as a career politics and clearly shopping for power wherever she can find it. I’m guessing she’ll try for smaller office somewhere. City Council maybe Mayor of some really red small city.

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That’s not even a gamble. That’s almost guaranteed.

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Her old sugar daddy meet profile will get put back up.

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She’s usually really good on poles, what’s the problem?

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Wrong type of pole

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She clearly didn’t vape enough.

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Who speaks like this?

That’s your main take-away from this article? Criticizing an African-American for using some African-American Vernacular English?

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I wouldn’t even call that African American vernacular. The only word I see there that looks strange is ‘y’all’ and that’s more like Southern vernacular. This is tame stuff as far as language goes.

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Nah, we’re taking y’all back as a gender neutral replacement for “you guys”

I use it in a professional setting now even.

Strangely, it keeps everyone happy, no one has ever object to y’all and it’s grammatically perfect.

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It’s actually a significant flaw in English that there’s no generally accepted 2nd person plural pronoun. There’s probably another language in the same boat but I’m not aware of one personally.

Currently in the running are:

  • Y’all (favored in the south)
  • Yous (favored in the north, particularly the northeast)
  • And the somewhat awkward “you all”, the only one that’s officially correct

For anyone who speaks a language other than English the missing pronoun is a pretty glaring thing.

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I see some stickers sometimes that says “Ya’ll means you all” and I love it.

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come on, the Scottish/north english “yous” is better than Y’all, and yous cant deny it!

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“Bobo gonna try” I think the main part that falls into AAVE. A more standard English form would be like, “Bobo is gonna try.” But AAVE will often drop the auxiliary verbs from phrases. Another example would be “I seen you” instead of “I’ve seen you.”

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Is that the case? Because I conjured an image of a white southerner. I lived in Tennessee for a while, so this seemed natural to me.

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L take, it was criticizing the use of “Bobo” and general patterns of writing that aren’t fit for a political analysis. Also, the writer of this article is white.

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The person whose tweets are being quoted is US Representative Jasmine Crockett

Texas Democratic Rep Jasmine Crockett remarked early on Monday morning, “Before I go to bed, I thought it would only be fitting to send ‘thoughts & prayers’ to my colleague, Lauren Boebert. It’s my understanding that she placed 5th in her first straw poll of the election cycle.”

She continued, “Now how many of y’all think BoBo gonna try to convince us that polls don’t matter… of course unless they are trash for Biden & great for Trump!”

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You are only allowed to do political analysis if you sound like you came from the same factory that made all the other commentators.

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I’m sure it’s not her first embarrassing finish.

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Useful idiot discovers she’s not useful anymore.

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She is still an idiot,though.

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