What did you expect Ausnon? You literally live on a prison island. Maybe support immigration and get some more people in there so you wonā€™t have to depend on other regionā€™s servers.

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Oh no.

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No distractions from couch co-op and single player titles

The dream

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Reject MP, return to story based gameplay

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I meanā€¦ you can have both

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Instructions unlcear, Dark Urge only party.

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As long as its in separate games, sure. If a game has both single player and multiplayer, at least one of them will be shit.

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I donā€™t know if you really can though. Most multiplayer games are meant to be played over and over again, which block out the time that youā€™d normally spend on single player games that have a fixed ending. Back in the day, I played a ton of WoW and then moved straight to League. I missed like a decade of great single player games because multiplayer is such a trap.

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Why play games with other people at all? People are like the worst

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Because AI is predictable and boring (and/or cheats). The human element keeps games exciting.

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This is true it is interesting but when I get my ass kicked 9/10 times no matter the game I become uninterested

Inb4 get good

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Coop games can have good communities. Deep rock galactic is the prime example

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Rock. And. Stone.

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Stop playing competitive games and see how fast that changes.

Competitive gamers are assholes who just want to prove they are better than other people.

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Sorry that you have such an experience; many online games have fairly toxic communities, others do not; and for every game you can find amazing and kind teammates if you look closely!

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Honesty, I played WoW back in the day and was in a cool guild so Iā€™ve had good experiences. I donā€™t have a network of people that I play with already and donā€™t have the time to go out and build one. I donā€™t love being on mic either so I know its a me thing. There are a lot of fun single player games that are really enjoyable.

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RTS games are all dead

Is this post from 2014? Age of Empires is stronger than ever, since the release of the Definitive Editions and AoE4!

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Aussnon has never downloaded GameRanger either and it shows. BfME 2 and CaC: Red Alert for eternity.

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Gameranger is still a thing? Havenā€™t thought of that since my days playing ghost recon 1 in the mid 2000ā€™s

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The range of the game is infinite.

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All right, name me another rts.

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Aww, I donā€™t know why you deleted your reply to my comment. It was funny as fuck!

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Well thereā€™s Age of Mythology, which had a definitive edition announced a couple of years ago, and which just today they made an announcement of an announcement (donā€™t you love that those seem to be a thing nowā€¦) of more information coming up next month.

Thereā€™s a new Company of Heroes game that came out last year, and a shockingly high-quality open-source RTS called Beyond All Reason, and an RTS-ish Dune game from 2022. None of these really appeal to me though, as I just love the gameplay style of the Age franchise. So I donā€™t really know how strong theyā€™re going.

Last year also saw the release of the finished version of the massive Battle for Middle Earth 2 mod Age of the Ring. Thatā€™s a game that you canā€™t even buy any more, from anywhere, and it still has enough of a community to support that interest. (Admittedly, personally I would include BFME in the ā€œrts games are all deadā€ category, but perhaps itā€™s just not quite as dead as one would think.)

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Stormgate is currently in closed beta!

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Great! It means you have more time to enjoy the beauty of nature!

Wait, itā€™s Australia.

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I know itā€™s a running joke that Australian wildlife is so deadly, but genuinely, in my day-to-day, I almost never think about it.

Except for a couple of months in Spring. When riding my bike becomes a game of Russian roulette with whether or not Iā€™m going to be swooped by magpies.

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Jerky. Thereā€™s a reason they call them the black and white mafia. Throw some jerky for them and theyā€™ll remember you, corvines are damn smart.

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The problem is that this only works if you have a particular magpie in your neighbourhood. If youā€™re talking about a dozen or more different magpies across all possible places you could want to go, it becomes completely impractical.

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While youā€™re right that you can befriend them and theyā€™ll remember you, our magpies arenā€™t corvids afaik. I used to bring plain cashews as part of my lunch and the local magpies were obsessed with them. There was one that would run along behind me whenever I walked outside, and she even followed me into buildings a few times.

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For todayā€™s lucky 10 000: https://youtu.be/YGGTcYfrEZU?si=xzjxe1ST5vWgImkD

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Ha. Looks like YouTube is telling me Iā€™ve seen this before.

I recall having seen it before, but my recollection was of a man. Might be thinking of a different video. (I think he also tried taking the helmet off, and that worked.)

Also, by the gods that helmet was absolutely useless. Thereā€™s a zero percent chance of it staying on in the event of a crash, as loose as it was.

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Thank you, Iā€™m one of the lucky 10 000

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Itā€™s more than a running joke, itā€™s hilarious when the yanks say it. They have shit loads of venomous spiders and snakes, plus fucking wolves, bears, cougars, alligators and crocodiles.

But you can just give em the old ā€˜at least our schools arenā€™t shooting rangesā€™ too.

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I have forged a peace deal between me and the magpies that live in my trees a few years, itā€™s a tense relationship, but they donā€™t swoop me and I donā€™t swing a plastic rake at them.

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Iā€™m trying to train my son, who loves chasing pigeons, not to chase magpies because they remember you

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We have Australian magpies here in NZ too, and I was always told to be cautious around them but Iā€™ve literally never seen them swoop at anyone.

Is there something about the Aussie environment that makes them aggro?

Fun thing about them is thereā€™s always two of the bastards. So when my kids and I see one we always make it a game to find the second one. Itā€™s often quite a challenge

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