201 points

If you ever feel useless just remember somebody designed and implemented the share-to-facebook feature on porn sites.

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151 points

That isn’t there so people use it. That is there so that Facebook can track where you go

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89 points

Course they only need a 1px by 1px image for that right?

Shoutout Facebook Container for Firefox, or Firefox if you’re still using a browser that’s killing the open web 😉

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34 points

You don’t need to use that extension anymore, Total Cookie Protection already does the job and is enabled by default on Firefox and Firefox Mobile. Could be useful if you use more than one account, tho.

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56 points

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24 points

At this point both of these guys are saying “I have seen horrible things”

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32 points

No man. That is a brilliant feature that has caught out many “anti-gay” politician’s.

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30 points

Wanted to prove people used those buttons, but maybe not (need to use better/unblocked terms I suppose):

Low Stakes Conspiracies: that share button is there to get users banned. Activist admins or funded by Musk himself?

(Yeah, they pulled a permanent Twitter Taylor Swift on Pornhub.)

Proof 404 (2003)

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16 points

I didn’t believe you but can confirm this blank search within the Facebook app. Instagram, by the same parent company, has lots of results though. Guess all the puritanical boomers are on Facebook not Insta

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10 points

I wouldn’t be surprised if there was some sort of “shadow ban” style component to this. I think Tumblr does something like that where postsand tags that are marked as sexually explicit can’t be found by searching for them, but if you’re following the person, you can see them.

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18 points

If you’re ever depressed about building useless software just remember - leveraged buyouts are a thing. You could buy your company for nothing by just putting massive debt in the company account and actually manage it right.

Well, in theory, in actuality this piece of accounting bullshit is reserved for vulture capitalists that will destroy the value of the company and asshats (see: Elon Musk) that will destroy the value of the company.

Capitalism destroys everything that we build!

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Well unless you somehow able to liquidate more money than the debt, the lender is the fool. The original founder practically got an exit that all startups wanted, you get the cheated money, but the lender gets nothing. You have to be able to fool someone into this position first.

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Oh certainly. I’m sure Elon Musk is totally going to pay that loan back. It’s impossible that he bought out Twitter just to be able to ban people who pointed out how much of an asshat he is. Also, Trump somehow keeps getting loans and he’s loses more money every month than most of us make in a decade - that’s the sort of savvy businessman you can trust.

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At the same time capitalism has built almost everything we have.

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That’s a pretty hot take saying that on the internet considering the Internet got its start as a government program. Hell, a lot of the fiber in the US was done through corporate welfare programs. A lot of rural places wouldn’t even have Internet if it weren’t for our taxes going to the common good (like socialism!). Let’s not forget all the things that came out of NASA and government funded universities.

He’ll, I like a bit of capitalism. A well regulated market that promotes competition can be fantastic. But to say almost everything came from capitalism is either ignorant, willfully stupid, or so full of propaganda that you can’t possibly be a functional adult.

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7 points

Free Software is literally communist.

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4 points

I will admit I was being rather hyperbolic - capitalism isn’t all evil… but our current brand of capitalism is evil as fuck.

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94 points

Pulse SMS App for Android recently updated to include:

New “Discover” Section: Find new offers, inspiring content, articles & more

On a messaging app, really??? Who wants any of those features when trying to message someone?

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53 points

The great thing is that you can simply uninstall it and leave an inspiring review.

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wow pulse used to be great. did luke sell? i remember he open sourced it in 2020 but the repo seems to be gone: https://github.com/klinker-apps/pulse-sms-android

edit: huh looks like they got bought in oct. 2020. https://www.androidpolice.com/2020/10/29/it-looks-like-pulse-sms-has-been-bought-by-maple-media-get-ready-for-intrusive-ads/

(there is another repo here https://github.com/jarvanh/pulse-sms-android but i’m not sure how official it is)

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81 points

You don’t understand! If you don’t keep adding new features, people will stop using your app!

Who wants simple apps that just work as intended, am I right?

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47 points

The UNIX Tools Philosophy is that tools should do one thing, and they should do it well.
I wish more things followed this philosophy.

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22 points

Along with the even older philosophy of “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.”

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Hear hear. That’s how the tools I write work as well.

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12 points

We’ve created an economy where that is not sustainable.

This fact is bad imo, but it’s where we are.

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8 points

Uaers need a $39.99p/m subscription to Calcly Pro.

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The actual problem is if you don’t add new features, there’s nothing for people to do beyond maintenance and you aren’t going to keep good developers to only stick around for that.

So your option is new features or a new app entirely, but coming up with other good apps isn’t easy and is a huge risk.

So if you actually did good market research and spoke to users, you could find new features to add.

Beyond a tiny company or sole developer, it doesn’t really work.

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2 points

Get out of here with these facts and work on that UI redesign we’re due to ship next year.

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2 points

You mean the one that no one asked for, makes it harder to do the primary thing the app is designed to do, and all the involved developers have told management it’s a bad idea with a detailed list of why?

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My favorite is menstruation calendars with friend lists. My least favorite is when my gynecologist wants to hang out only a week out of the month.

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25 points

Please tell me this is a real world example because that’s hilariously awful.

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God, I hope it’s not real. But it’s the only way to sell more analytics from a period app and thus an eventuality.

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As a former product manager where the CEO led the sales team, I feel seen.

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