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Robert’); DROP TABLE Students

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Possibly more annoying choice: The right to leftoverride character

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Can we call you little Bobby tables?

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that’s how my parents call me, yeah

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I feel like Little Bobby Tables has grown up, and should now be Robert’); DROP TABLE loans;–

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Lil Bobby Tables, we call him

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I was going to write SQL Injection as well! You beat me to it

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Bort

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Are you talking to me?

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No, my son is also named Bort

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Don’t do it! Novelty license plates for that name are always sold out. I’ve been trying to find one for 30 years.

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I was visiting someone at Yale, and as we were walking through town I saw a car with an actual BORT license plate.

I was the only one who got a kick out of it though.

It was 2 phones ago, so not sure where the picture lives these days, but I have proof somewhere!

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Found it!

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Now why is that the first thing that came to my mind too??

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SomethingUncommon

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Not sure how uncommon you’re looking for, but I think I already did this.

I chose Sage.

According to some quick googling (read: not sure how accurate this is), Sage wasn’t in the top 500 names for my birth year, but my given name was top 100.

Though both names I’ve used have been trending towards more common for most of my life. Looks like my original name is now a top 35 most common, but Sage is still outside the top 100 for females and outside top 300 for males.(Really wish there was more data for the popularity of nonbinary names. I think Sage is probably one of the more popular enby names, so maybe it’s not all that uncommon, depending on how you define it.)

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Okay, but are you a lawyer?

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Lol. Yes I am! How did you know?? 😜

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I get a sense about people.

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Cool name. I have nothing productive to add, but Sage against the machine just came to me as I was reading your comment. Please feel free to do with it as you wish.

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Something old, like a name from Sumer, Akkad, Elam, maybe something Hittite.

Epirmupi, Shamsaki, Puzur-Inshushinak, Ninurta, Lugalzagasi, Tiglath-Pileser, Hattusili, Suppiluliuma.

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Ea-nāṣir! 😂

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I would absolutely trust someone with this name in commercial dealings.

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Not once you get your first cart full of sub par metals, you wont.

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