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I did something bad today

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words_number@programming.dev
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GitHub pushed API keys to GitHub themself once, so you’re not alone xD

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𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬@lemmy.ml
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Wasn’t this the reason they built the system to protect you from this by defining secrets not to be pushed?

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StudioLE@programming.dev
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Is this like when Facebook suggested you upload all your nudes so they can tell you if your sensitive photos are ever leaked.

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dill@lemmy.one
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Non prod creds, right? Right…

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Kealper@lemmy.world
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Narrator: It was the prod creds.

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flashgnash@lemm.ee
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Ooh this could save me in the future will have a look

I love that “I’ll fix it later” is one of the reasons you can give for bypassing the secret blocker lol

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RangerHere@programming.dev
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The worst case of this I heard was a crypto developer that lost 300k$ of clients money when he accidentally pushed some crypto keys to GitHub public repository. Last I heard he was getting sued.

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Kettlepants@lemm.ee
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Image not visible, link missing when opening thread.

I know it’s not you, it’s me. But yeah. No idea what the image is, can’t copy paste from home thread.

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flashgnash@lemm.ee
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Bart Simpson writing “I will not push API keys to github” on the blackboard over and over

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null@slrpnk.net
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API*

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flashgnash@lemm.ee
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Yep, edited my comment already it is midnight in my defense

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Kettlepants@lemm.ee
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Thank you kind person. Funnily enough the image is now visible.

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