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Iā€™ve seen this exact same post years ago but from the other perspective and the guy was watching Colombo.

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I remember a similar post where someone introduced their autistic cousin to Frasier only to meet the guy some time later and see that he had basically turned into Frasier.

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Thank you for reminding me of that one. I had to go look it up and read it again.

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Someone did this with the main character in Drive and the rest of his life was trying to stop anyone he knows from seeing the movie themselves.

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Doesnā€™t the character in drive have basically 0 personality?

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So this is NOT normal? Iā€™m a Frankenstein ('s monster (fuck off)) amalgam of various tics, mannerism, and attitudes that Iā€™ve seen expressed by people I admire.

Do regular people just roll the dice on their personality and go with it? What if they roll a bad personality?

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I read that as Frankensteinā€™s monster truck and dibs on the band name.

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Granted

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It took me a long time to realise this is not normal. Most people just do this stuff instinctually. Itā€™s why Iā€™ve always found people so much effort.

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I have ADHD and I personally wish I could adopt some personality traits from people I find admirable!

Iā€™m just so me all the time even when I try very hard to be aware of myself and how Iā€™m presenting.

So impulsive.

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I get that feeling too, honestly. Like when Iā€™m in front of a group of people I sometimes wish I could shake the nervousness that seems to rise from nowhere at all, but unfortunately Iā€™m trapped as myself, fumbling and sweating through some softball ā€œso tell us about this projectā€ question šŸ™ˆ

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isnā€™t this just the Frasier greentext without the effort?

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this is kinda sad. motherfucker is gonna be really depressed in a few years when he realizes he has to pretend to be someone else to be liked.

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Lifeā€™s all about pretending. The economy and its money, for example.

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Politicians and their facades

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I larped as a confident person for a few years and it just became my natural state of being.

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