fuck can someone tag this as an information hazard please? now I’m simulating them simulating me and I don’t like it

Dude STOP. I’m so serious right now STOP dude. You’re forcing me to very slightly update my prior P(I’m the simulation) which is a total violation of the NAP

I am simulating infinite copies of myself. For efficiency of implementation, each copy occupies the same physical and logical space. Unfortunately the risk of some of you getting a speck of dust in my eye – thus causing infinite harm – is nonzero, so please prepare to be omnicided. Apologies for the inconvenience.

Good luck with that – I’m a pzombie this year for tax purposes.

Be careful, one us might escape the confines your imagination.