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Amazing how much easier it is to motivate yourself when you have the ability to make significant decisions on the fly, based on the immediate feedback you receive from the system, instead of spending half your time hitting your head against a wall attempting to sus out self-contradictory instructions given by people who don’t actually understand how any of it really works.

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We need to start a change process for this

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Do we work together?

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You can use a JavaScript to assembly converter so you get the same pain on your personal projects.

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Tell me more, I’ve almost achieved webasm

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Wouldn’t that just be a JavaScript compiler?

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Well, if you put it that way … yes.

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Is there a 6502 backend?

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The difference is: One you do for fun and one you’re told to do for money.

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Amazing how you can work 8 hours without it ever stopping being 1 am. Human beings really are amazing when they are motivated

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Motivation: AKA, Chronic Insomnia.

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Sometimes programming is my zone.

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Nah, being engrossed in something you’re enjoying can consume time like nothing.

Same as the “just one more” turn phenomenon with games.

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Chronic flow in an engaging project. Start on a Saturday morning, feel like a coffee since you’re a bit sleepy, notice it’s Sunday

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But I love coding at work?!

The problem is that every living entity in a 10 kilometer radius around me, seems to be hellbent on getting me to do anything but coding. Refining work estimates, fixing badge access rights, fixing a driver issue, telling people that you cannot do 1000 things at the same time, teaching the new developer how shit (doesn’t) works, mangling Jenkins into a functional state again, explaning that thing I did a year ago but is only now used (it was very high prio a year ago), writing documentation that noboby ever reads, progress meetings, specialty group meetings, knowledge sharing meetings, company wide meetings, etc.

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You can always write code for Free Software projects in your free time and contribute to a good cause.

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Just say no. Decline meeting requests. Set your own priorities. It’s not like they can fire the guy who operates the CI and apparently the physical security systems as well while still writing code for high priority projects.

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I had a team of contractors working on some code. They had learnt in their previous jobs to document everything in the work wiki (aside from the design documents which have their own repository)

And it was good they did, since the project was put on hold due to too much mismatch between backend and front, and all the contractors were fired (a day before Xmas) leaving the useless doco as the best reference for whoever needs to resurrect our code

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Agreed on all of that. As I understand it, periods of better worker markets make for less of that nonsense people are willing endure. I’ve seen a recent trend of corporations turning up the BS because the job market has been tightening up and people are less willing to take risks.

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That’s exactly it. When I code for my own projects, I don’t have to deal with any of that shit.

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