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Because of the naming model I once got the email porn@companyname.com. it was hilarious until we realized anytime I was attached to a group email, the spam filters would remove it.

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When will science finally unlock a spam filter with a sense of humor?

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This kind of shit is only going to get worse the more we rely on AI.

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So you couldn’t be emailed, seems like a win to me! The only thing worse than corporate emails are teleconferences.

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Imagine how many meeting you’d have to sit through though.

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My wife got the email anal@company.com. She was not happy.

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“Oh damn… I missed that business meeting, oh so sad…the filter strikes again”

“Oh you wanted it yesterday… Oh sorry it seems I didn’t get it…the filter strike again”

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16 points

So you chose the next best username…

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Hahaha that’s an awesome email. She should totally just roll with it. When saying out the email to people just deadpan the delivery for maximum effect.

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54 points

“I’m sorry, finger you where?”

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At uwu.uwu I mean fuck

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And add an awkward pause before you continue with the @

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Spelling it out is worse because it sounds like you’re trying to be subtle so the people around don’t hear

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Whisper ASMR voice for max effect

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About the best you could do would be too make weird group’s of letters when spelling it out. Like, “My email is FING… ERME” or something like that.

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Fin Germ E @

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Reminds me of that rumored writing utensil website… Pen island, was it? XD

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Joining the ranks of awesome email addresses.

Redacted, real examples from my colleagues past:

Interestingly that’s probably enough to dox myself.

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Yeah, now we all know that you worked at the well-known company example.com

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Last name though, so not like the parents chose it.

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They very much did choose it. Makes you think what the other parent was called. If it’s a tossup between Blow and Finger, probably the right choice.

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But then she could have been megablow@examp.le

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Probably have an ancestor that used to fing a lot.

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RIP her inbox

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Does nobody file their fingernails anymore? God damned barbarians, the lot of you.

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