55 points

At my old job we had a system of first initial + last name, or if that was already taken then the first two characters of first name + last name, etc. A ticket came into us from an Lo[…] Li who had some concerns about being loli@bignamecompany.com. We obviously gave him an alias.

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49 points

You can tell it’s fake based on the fact the signatures don’t have 3 images shilling whatever internal feel-good initiative upper management is shilling this month. Those are great for email 2 ticketing systems … sigh.

I hate my life.

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25 points

Always think of Shawna Hart for the first initial last name type of aliases.

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6 points

I used to own the Xbox account KevinShart. I haven’t logged into it in like 10 years though, so I wouldn’t be surprised if they deleted the account.

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24 points

Used to work on an AS400 inventory system. First 5 letters of your last name+ first letter of your first name. New hire named Sean Moroney ended up with “morons” as his handle and they wouldn’t change it. Felt so bad for the dude lol

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5 points

Ahhh… AS400… what a beautiful system.

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19 points

I fairly regularly work with someone who, in their organization’s alias scheme, was given the email address of an 80s cartoon villain. It rules so much and I doubt she’s even in on the joke.

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10 points

Stacy Keletor?

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3 points

Stephanie Keletor?

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Jamie Afar?

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3 points

Carrie Obracommander?

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2 points

Barry Atman?

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Carrie Obracommander?

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