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I enjoy Ryan’s humor too, but this comment section is making me return to my research on how to slap an idiot through the Internet. If I can figure it out, I’m gonna make a fortune off people who think that celiac is the only dietary risk that exists.

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The joke’s funny… albeit a bit boomery

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Meanwhile in Asia…

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Seitan fucking slaps

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Hail seitan

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One wheat world turn my turds light tan for a month. I’m talking suede wishes it was this tan. Nevermind the fucked up stuff that happens to the rest of my body.

You think that makes me weak? I eat chipotle every day. Sometimes twice a day. They started giving me the cop discount I’m there so much.

Let’s see how long you would last eating burrito bowls like they’re going out of style. What am I saying? Don’t come at me with a bagel if you can’t fuck with chipotle hot salsa.

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They started giving me the cop discount I’m there so much.

All Chipotle Are Bastards

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Trying mixing hot with medium - assuming you check it out and it works okay for you - bc the former is hot while the latter is tasty due to the oregano. Delish!

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Oh, hot and verde all day long

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Where do you get the verde - you add it yourself?

I mostly get stuff to go so I just take what they have behind the counter.

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Weird flex; but…. Alright.

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I need a sanity check and you would know, did they change the hot salsa in the past couple years? I swear it changed in the past few years around the time they had the garlic guajillo beef.

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Maybe, it’s kind of citrusy nowadays. I remember it being more smokey.

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