I write these words in steel, for anything not set in metal cannot be trusted.
Metals oxidize. You need a ceramic encased in a carefully constructed glass.
Would papyrus sealed in clay jars in a cave high in the mountains above a dead sea be okay?
Tungsten carbide in high-silica glass will probably outlast humanity by a significant margin.
Until someone discovers your cache of tungsten carbide and sells it for scrap to be turned into ball bearings and drill bits.
The cap stones of the pyramids were taken for building construction. The rare velum paper with ancient Greek mathematics was bleached and used for daily prayers.
Perhaps the copper complaint survived because it was on worthless dry clay.
The last one is actually a real example, right?
It’s a real reference.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Complaint_tablet_to_Ea-nāṣir
“Inscribed on it is a complaint to Ea-nāṣir about a copper delivery of the incorrect grade and issues with another delivery”
It worked perfectly 3,774 years later and people still don’t want to buy copper from this guy.
Fun Fact:
Native Americans near Eagle Lake in Wisconsin were some of the earliest metal workers in the world, what is known as the Old Copper Culture. We have copper artifacts from them that are at least 8500 years old.
We have arrowheads, knives, axes, etc, but metal working just… Died out.
The leading theory?
The copper was too pure. Various impurities are what give copper strength, it’s quite malleable as a pure metal.
They were doing all this work to make tools not significantly better than flint, so when the easiest sources dried up they just stopped bothering.
The earliest bronze examples are actually made from a copper ore that included arsenic or tin already, and natural ores that include enough of either are quite rare, and they just weren’t available to the Old Copper Culture, and without that initial accident of geology they had no way of knowing that adding specific impurities would make the metal stronger, or even a tin mine for it to happen through experimentation.
TL;DR don’t be too mean to Ea-Nasir, guy’s copper might have just been too pure. Like you’ve never seen a customer ask for a different product than they actually wanted!
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/complaint-tablet-to-ea-nasir has the translation.
What do you take me for, that you treat somebody like me with such contempt?
!reallyshittycopper@lemmy.world
There’s even a community just for memes about it!
“I write these words in steel, for anything not set in metal cannot be trusted.”
I’ve been re-reading WoA the past week and as soon as I saw this post I was like “holy shit Kwaan is on tumbler!”
Bamboozled again by Ea-Nasir
