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I’m guessing the human ones as you’ll need to hold them until they’re strong enough to hold up their own heads. Maybe then you switch to the horse ones for convenience

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you’ll need to hold them until they’re strong enough to hold up their own heads.

I don’t see that happening. Do you have any idea how much a horse, even a baby one, weighs? It’s not likely a mother centaur is strong enough to carry her baby to breastfeed it.

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I think if it was the only way, centauri women would have an evolutionary advancement in the muscles of their upper body. Like kangaroos that are used to carry their kids in a belly pocket. And kangaroos punch like a motherfucker.

It would be funny to see all centauri women be built like MMA fighters and men be thin like a matchstick.

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They could always lie down to breastfeed like many animals do. That would make more sense.

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>centauri women

Ahh, my good and dear friend!

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The human half of a baby centaur would be born further developed than a human baby. It wouldn’t have the same size and brain limitation that we do. It would probably still be an idiot compared to an adult, but it would at least be able to hold itself upright like a toddler.

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I feel like human nipples just because it would be way more convenient. Getting the whole extra torso under the horse body seems like a pain. I need someone to draw both options now so we can discuss.

Eta: wait wait, are centaur babies human baby sized with proportionately small horse parts, or are they baby horse sized with a bigger human parts to match? That could change my answer.

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I feel like they should be colt sized, because in most depictions centaurs don’t seem to actually have accessible human genitals, so they should be gestating in the horse body and not the human body.

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But they’re not literally half human half horse, they’re fully centaur.

So there’s no human genitalia or horse body, only centaur genitalia and centaur body. Where the centaur genitalia is on the centaur body could be anywhere, ex. horse based locale dong but human based mammaries.

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Some conversations make me regret being alive.

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They have no genitalia at all, they can conceive from kissing, there saliva acts as sperm. Males and females can lay eggs from this. Often both lay an egg from the same kiss and these are considered siblings. The gender is decided by the gender of the egg layer.

Centaur salivia when inserted in a functional human vagina can rarely produce a weird human-centaur hybrid but those babies cannot survive past a few weeks.

I am just making this up as i go but Its literally impossible to proof me wrong so…

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Centaurs aren’t real. Do you understand that?

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Do centaur hoes suck the horse dick or the human dick, respectfully?

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Did you see a front penis?

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In my dreams I do.

Where do you see the penis?

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They suck the horse dick, but fuck the human dick because the horse dick would kill them like it did in enumclaw

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Don’t centaurs only have horse dick?

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Do they? Have you seen one dick but not the other?

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If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.

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Human mouths, so they suckle on human nipples. Obvious.

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Not really. I bet they birth centaur foals, full horse foals, and human infants, and go full sparta on the reverse centaurs. Any of the other three go to the appropriate udder.

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