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It’s a book about frameworks that don’t exist

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With the state of Javascript being what it is, you probably can chain syllables randomly and have a fair chance of the resulting word being the name of a temporarily-existing framework

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Two heads? And no butt?

I would believe it more if it was an animal with 2.3i butts. :-P

Now, I know what you are thinking - that doesn’t exi… (hold my beer):

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So spaghetti code

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Sounds like all the JavaScript I’ve ever seen.

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OH REALLY?

heh, good one

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I hope the book is computer generated too

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I am going to buy a subscription for a little while just so I can ask it to code Roko’s Basilisk for me.

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