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Obviously if team was doing agile with CI/CD to promote frequent deployments and testing they would’ve never encountered this mess /s

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But because everyone is working off a 6TB Nas shared over the LAN at the office. No one really knows who changed the code. So we decided to fire 51% of the team figuring we got em.

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Glad I’m not the only one working on the server

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What language is that?

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Guessing Go? (since no parens on the if statement)

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Could also be rust (no parens on ifs there either), kind of hard to tell with just an if statement and some function calls

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or Swift, Rust has semicolons while Swift doesn’t

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