Post taken from Reddit, made by u/love61x57rh whose account is suspended so I can’t link to it.
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>trying to teach a girl how D&D works
>makes half-orc rogue
>I’m loving the concept
>first fight starts
>Okay, DM. I spray the enemy with water!
>What? You can’t do that.
>Why not? Aren’t I half orca?
You know what? It’s d&d. They are now.
OP - you might have to put two spaces after each line in the quoted transcription
At least on Voyager it shows up as one line with > characters in the middle.
That or I have a Voyager bug I need to report XD