A memory of the wildest ever story just came to me and I wanna hear from everyone.
CONTENT WARNING: NSFW, NSFL:
A teenage boy stole his neighbours chicken, then raped and it died during the incident. Yes a chicken.
The neighbour reported it. There were 2 eye witnesses. Medical examination of the chicken confirmed it.
The boy was arrested, confessed and tried. At this point this was national news.
In his defense the dude said, and I kid you not, the chicken was asking for it.
This is one of those news stories that I think about from time to time and wonder what happened to that dude.
Happened in like 2018 I wanna say.
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My favorite from my time working in the news industry:
Neighbor puts toilets in their yard facing other neighbors house. That neighbor builds a fence so they don’t have to look at the toilets. Original neighbor then hangs toilets from the tree so it is visible over the fence. Cue complaints to get toilets removed by city/county.
I believe the original dispute had to do with tearing out a shared bush and parking on lawn, but I don’t recall the details.
Big fight in a local downtown McDonald’s. Someone films a few seconds of it and a split second of the end of the video shows a guy pulling a raccoon out of his trench-coat. Makes the news worldwide.
A schizophrenic man killed his parents and fled on a cross country pursuit from the police at the advice of his dog.
I wish my dog was that much of an intellectual.
F*** you, feed me.
Now put me out.
Here’s a squeaky toy Don’t spend it all in one place.
