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Flying turtle(lemmy.world)

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π•½π–šπ–†π–Žπ–‰π–π–—π–Žπ–Œπ–@midwest.social
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I feel sad for the turtle.

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samus12345@lemmy.world
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I looked it up and it unsurprisingly did not survive. :(

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TruthAintEasy@kbin.social
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Did a big eagle take it for a ride and then drop it on the road to get at the yummy inside? How does this happen?

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21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com
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I almost wonder if it got clipped just right to be punted into the air by another car’s tire while staying relatively intact and it’s just a mix of a bunch of coincidences.

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samus12345@lemmy.world
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Most likely that’s what happened.

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SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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No it just woke up one day and decided it was a bird

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TruthAintEasy@kbin.social
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Imagine explaining it to your insurance in the age before cellphone cameras.

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SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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Haha still that woukd be a very creative way to fabricate a claim for a new windscreen

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21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com
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Jumping off a bridge because it doesn’t have an understanding of fall damage also seems plausible.

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gerbler@lemmy.world
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Red koopas are the ones that turn around so this checks out.

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samus12345@lemmy.world
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SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world
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It fired up the rockets and started spinning because a girl sang to it

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jobby@lemmy.today
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β€˜Nearly decapitated’ seems a little overblown.

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WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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Wouldnt you love your death description to be a flying turtle?

Ask Aeschylus.

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Dr. Coomer@lemmy.world
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Damnit luigi, calm the fuck down

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