140 points

This is what happens when your social adolescence happens in an unmoderated forum where the edgiest edgelad wins attention.

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135 points

anon finds out they are autistic

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24 points

Or it is time to have that ADHD diagnosed.

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I seriously hope you’re joking around.

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19 points

Why? Dude is probably actually autistic.

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-10 points

Do you just assume autistic cause people are weird?

Not every autistic person is bad at social. And as an actual autistic person who wouldn’t dream of acting like that, I take offense to people dubbing everything they find odd or socially unacceptable as autism.

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Yup. My coworker’s wife lost a baby after announcing it to me and other management (he was excited), and it was well within the first trimester. I felt really bad for him, and the best I could do is not bring it up and just focus on work.

It’s hard to place yourself into someone else’s position, so if in doubt, it’s usually best to stay quiet.

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I cooked at a restaurant with a guy who had something similar happen a couple years before I started there. His nickname was angry johny because he was so irritable. Whenever tears in heaven by Clapton came on he would would yell at the manager to skip the song and dissappear into the walk in. He ended up quitting for other reasons but a year or two later I ran into him at a bar and he and the same lady had a healthy birth and all his anger melted away and he turned into a really rad dood. He even apologized to me about his behavior in said kitchen.

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-41 points

Can’t help but think this why we use to have fertility rituals.

Some genes mixes are less compatible than others

Marry the one you can easily procreate with.

I know we’re not supposed to say it but consider where we’re posting here, a series a miscarriages actually is your fault, technically your genes faults but you are your genetic code.

Think how much hatred this fuck put out there because he chose a nearly incompatible mat.

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14 points

No topic is completely off limits to jokes, but some combinations of joke and audience sure as hell are.

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12 points

I agree about timing, but moreso that that joke is dated AF, who makes DMV jokes anymore? If you’re gonna be edgy make a relatable joke, jeez.

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87 points

Real life shock to learn the empathy that online interactions lack.

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1 point

More likely a coping mechanism to deal with real life shock.

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*unecessery emotions that suck anyways\s

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26 points

Found anon

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19 points

Caring about family members?

You mean the only thing that allowed you to survive into adulthood?

How sad must it be to be so withdrawn from empathy that you can’t even realize how dependent you are on it.

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71 points

Women, “I miscarried last week, my husband and I have been trying for years and we really thought this was it.”

Men, “You think that’s bad? Have you been to the DMV?”.

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Reminds me of that old joke about how guys will get the flu and be like “this is the worst experience anyone has ever had happen to them OMG”

Meanwhile women and people AFAB literally have periods and may even give birth…

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