With, out, fail…

Also anyone got a new job available?

51 points

“I think you’re sharing the wrong screen, we just see an Amazon checkout page.”

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There was a really Fun pregnant pause, the one time I accidentally shared the wrong monitor, and everyone on that work project got to see my search results for sarcoidosis. Scary thing that I do not have but was researching while waiting for test results.

I do find it interesting that not a single soul said anything to me about it later.

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So glad you didn’t. Hope the baby is well!

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My kids are older than that, but thanks!

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/pregnant_pause

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I do this. I’m aware I do this. Yet I can’t help but do this.

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Same. I’ll have to try out the “I’m assuming everyone can see my screen” that many people are suggesting in this thread.

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Is there anybody out there?

quiet guitar picking

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Just 👍 if you can hear me…

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These days is everyone at home

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Jokes on you, I just say

“I’m gonna assume everyone can see my screen… silence is golden”

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That’s an important lesson from the early days of the pandemic: assume you’ll get zero reaction from the group, so set up your questions/requests/etc. in such a way that a non-response gives you the answer you want.

“Okay I’m getting ready to start here, speak up if you can’t see my screen.”

“I’m setting our target completion date for next Thursday. Anyone have any issues meeting that deadline?”

“This new wrinkle seems like something that is mostly within the area of expertise of Bob’s team, so I’m going to ask that they resolve it before our next meeting. Bob, do you have any issues with adding that to your list?”

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Only thing I do differently is throw that “Bob” at the start of the phrase instead of the end. Hearing your name triggers your brain to focus, so start with "Bob, let me know if you have an issue with this… Since XYZ is in your team’s area of expertise I’m asking that you resolve it by… "

Saves a lot of time and embarrassment on the “sorry, I was multitasking, can you repeat that?”

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Great suggestion!

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Oh god this. The number of times somebody says my name after the end of a long monologue is too damn high.

Meetings are times when we’re doing double work—sitting on the meeting, and actually doing stuff. Don’t expect me to give you my full attention, you know full well that I’m working on things more important than you.

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Works great as long as you’re not the one on mute.

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“Let me know if you can’t see my screen or hear me, or if I haven’t joined the call, or if you need me to be somewhere else than in this small cabin with no internet, electricity or running water a four days’ hike from the nearest trailhead”

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Joke’s* on you

(Short for “The joke is on you”.)

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I feel like I should have known that but somehow never connected the dots.

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Nice! Can you do: Are you sharing anything? Cause we can’t see anything.

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Whoever’s mic that is, please mute yourself.

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