79 points

Kotlin or if I’m really in the mood, Python

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You had me at the first part and turned me off at the second.

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I’d never write an entire application in python, but sometimes i have a few too many and think that dynamic typing might be fun

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Haha my opinion is just why would you choose Python when Ruby is an option, but I do understand a lot of people like Python. It’s just one of my most hated ecosystems (the language is ‘fine’).

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You know you want that syntactic sugar

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I’d say Rust is better though

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My dumass thought op meant programming language, and I spent 2 minutes thinking of some sarcastic reply.

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I know it’s wrong, but there’s something about the forbiddenness of JS that makes it sexy.

Oh, baby, you wanna do what with my strings?

Jokes aside, Scala or Haskell, hands down. Those are sexy languages that make gorgeous code.

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Printf(hello);

Ladies go crazy with C.

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This won’t work, and it’s called C++, and that’s C, not C++.

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C is C++

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34 points

Whatever language the opposite of French is

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Québécois French?

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Fukn slaughtered an entire province lmao

Play a goose honking and then Chretien delivering a speech and let Americans try to guess which is which

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Ouai la

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Nah, Canadians are cool. Approved.

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❤️

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English because I can understand it

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Came here to say this. But like… English with a sexy accent.

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For me that sexy accent is a Scottish one and I’m not talking Glaswegian council estate

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Spanish / Portuguese … but can’t explain why. I think it’s mostly cultural vibe based.

Gotta say, for me, all the techy programming language replies in here are pretty lame. It’s fine that the fediverse leans techy at this stage, great even. But a thread like this was really looking for some linguistics and personal experiences with learning and understanding languages. If you can’t help but turn any topic into one about programming, that’s cool, but doesn’t mean you have to add some noise (seriously a ruby v Python conversation in a thread about seductive human languages?!) to every conversation that happens to use the word “language”.

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Personally Spanish and Portuguese are a world apart. Portugese is beautiful to hear, very melodic. Spanish feels ugly to me, I can’t stand the hissing ‘s’ and the thick ‘v’ pronounced as ‘b’.

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As a portuguese, I understand and agree with this, although it’s my native language, we don’t notice or value our own language. I love to hear italian, it sounds like music

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Spanish speaker here, I also agree with the assessment- though my preference is the opposite

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Fair enough, preference be preferences, I love the spanish people.

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I hear you. I like both.

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The beauty of a threaded conversation platform is that you can just close threads you’re not interested in. Or, apparently, start a new thread bitching about them.

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Right … so finding a bunch of people to be off-base and being willing to say so means I must be in an irreconcilably bad mood?!

The idea is pretty simple … there is such a thing as providing an unwelcome or tone-deaf contribution to a conversation, and there’s such a thing as letting people know without wanting to be too mean or aggressive about it. It’s not a bid deal, it’s a fairly social thing, and no one needs to get or be upset about it.

Beyond that, if you’re one to support or welcome a sort-of Reddit culture of hijacking threads, well I’d suspect that would be one of the things best left behind, simply because it allows communities and threads to be user friendly and foster whatever cultures they want. Allowing and encouraging a culture that accepts people roaming all over the place hijacking whichever parts of lemmy they want would, IME, only degrade the experience for everyone else.

IMO, if people wanted to divert this into something about programming languages … that’s cool … cross-post to the appropriate community and go from there.

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