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In fairness, Uranus is much larger than Antarctica.

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Your momma’s anus is much larger than Antarctica.

How’s it feel coming back atcha buddy?

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53 points

Oedipal.

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17 points

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Bloody hell, I didn’t expect a friendly meme-roasting session to be educational…

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My fine Sir, I extend my salutations and congratulations on your absolutely brilliant play.

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Then again it could be super close and the size of a potato.

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Tbf looking upward at the sky is a lot easier than taking a giant wooden coffin over thousands of miles of water to find an icy hells ape where almost nothing can survive

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icy hells ape

Yeah, that’s fucking terrifying

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30 points

that fucking troll on the way to the grey beards, fml.

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The advantage of becoming leader of the college, thieve’s guild, nightingales, and companions before even bothering to visit Balgruff.

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icy hells ape

sent from my iPad

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icy hells ape

That’s going in my next D&D campaign

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I mean, gelugons sort of look like apes if you squint leftways.

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tbf, discovering Uranus was a lot less deadly before modern icebreaking ships. Age of Sail ships did not do well down there, and the economic incentives of sealing resulted in quite a lot of casualties back in the day. Doing math and peering through telescopes is much safer.

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You say this, but you’ve never seen me try to math

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I got a really bad crick in my neck once

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Yeah. The only invention we needed was telescopic lenses in order to spot Uranus.

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If our main sensory organs were sound-based or feel-based, we’d probably have discovered a lot of things before planets and stars.

The things that took a while to discover on earth, or that aren’t yet fully explored, are largely because it’s hard to see them without getting very close, which can be hard.

Building a good telescope might have been hard, but with a telescope you can see things that are millions of km away. But, because of the earth’s curvature, you can’t see Antarctica until you’re practically next to Antarctica. You can’t see the bottom of the ocean until you travel to the bottom of the ocean, or at least until you scan it with sound waves which are then converted into something you can see.

Imagine an alien that developed in the water on a planet with sub-surface oceans with ice on top. No real value for eyes, so they’re sound / touch based. Picture what it would be like to try to explore the solar system. There’s a boundary layer at the top of their “atmosphere” (the top of the ocean) that’s solid (ice), beyond that there’s some non-liquid extremely sparse stuff, until some point where no sound travels at all and there’s nothing to touch.

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Reminds me of Rocky from Project Hail Mary (sort of, they didn’t live under ocean but under an extremely hostile-to-us atmosphere).

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That moment where he learns about relativity is so cute. I should read the book again soon.

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His initial reaction was hilariously understandable - a huge WTF? But then being a rational being with super human computational ability he started to realize that it fits all the observations.

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Yeah, that was my first thought to.

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