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Port8080@feddit.de
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Core Dumped

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KMohZaid@lemmy.ca
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Teach her advance concepts Better teach everything not even leave a single concept

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rattenjunge@feddit.de
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I immediately recognized this image to be from End of Evangelion.

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03ari@lemmy.world
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wait, programmers have girlfriends ?

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Mcballs1234@lemmy.ml
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Sadly yes… waiting on that bug fix still… I’m tempted to put on some thigh highs and a skirt, so I can tell the developer to fix that bug thats been reeking havoc my life for years then I’ll have sex with them as a donation…

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vanZuider@feddit.de
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I’m tempted to put on some thigh highs

Then you don’t even have to seduce the developer anymore, as the programming socks will grant you the power to fix the bug yourself.

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Xeelee@kbin.social
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Nooooo! Give my Python or gibe me death!

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kevinBLT@lemmy.world
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Oh you’ll get python alright ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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