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Well Tom Nook is a tanuki, not a raccoon, so there’s your problem
6 points
Woah, i only realise now that racoon dog and racoon is entirely different thing
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For starters:
Racoon Dogs have gigantic ball sacks capable of killing a man. Crime Photo Here. It is told that some Tanuki capable of flight though it is rare.
If you want to learn more check out our documentary here.
7 points
You didn’t warn me they fly using their scrotes
5 points
Just uh… murder Tom Nook!
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