I missed that lil guy
“as Coinbase had yet another inexplicable outage, coincidentally with all the other exchanges.”
Odd how that keeps happening, must still be early.
The idea that this is all a massive conspiracy by Binance printing fake stablecoins to pump the market seems far fetched given their recent legal concessions and intensive reporting they are doing with the US government.
hmm, you might be a fucking idiot. but then, you thought tea.xyz was a good idea.
Why do you post so much about bitcoin/crypto if you don’t like it? Is it like an obsession for you or something?
Reminds me of the people that follow pages on Instagram just to comment on every one of their posts about how much they hate it
Because it’s fraudulent trash that hurts people and it’s a social service to call it out. Also, dumb crooks getting their comeuppance is funny.
Both of those should have already been obvious.
Please come back and crow about the price if it’s managed to pumped up significantly over this wet-fart “ATH” in the future, so we can tick of the “typical Bitcoin booster” bingo card.
I’m kind of glad our new Buttcoin is already well-syndicated enough to carry on one of the old sub’s finest traditions: crypto kids coming in right after bitcoin spikes in price, saying something fucking embarrassing, and disappearing when the sugar rush of the number going up ends and they realize they’ve made no profit (and that last bit is particularly funny given how quickly all the exchanges closed — somebody dumped their bags on this spike and made a profit, but they’re almost certainly too busy running an exchange and hiding from the SEC to bother posting pointless shit here)
Welcome to Crime 101!
We want to do something illegal, but the Man has their eyes on us. What do?
Answer: convince someone else with similar goals as you to do the criming, and reap the benefits!
wait, crypto perfume is not a metaphor? and it’s for women??