Using my husband and me for an example, when one of us is going to the grocery store, the other person often adds something like “Love!” and “More love!” to the grocery shopping list.

What’s a silly thing you and your partner do?

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We pull stupid faces at each other in public because when we were dating long distance in our mutual chat group that is how we would flirt and signify something was sent via phone.

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sticks out tongue

Checks phone, find dick pic.

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I’m not going to say that didn’t happen to her. But it sure didn’t happen to me.

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Oh, it happened to her.

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suddenly, titties

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We laugh about the faces our cat makes when we scratch under her chin, so sometimes I’ll scratch under my husband’s chin and he’ll make the same exaggerated face she does, or vice versa.

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This is super cute, haha

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When my ex and i would watch Star Trek Enterprise, I would start screaming like Homer Simpson having night terrors whenever the theme song would start.

He’d be laughing so hard, he could barely get to the remote to skip the intro, all the while I was fake screaming basically in his face.

https://youtu.be/glOjvKlva7w?si=Sta2HscU2Ck9HLj7

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O’Brian never got a damn break :/

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We talk about getting things for the cats that they wouldn’t actually like, as if they would love them. Or we talk about bringing the cats along on trips they would hate, saying they’d like it.

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I swear a solid 60% of what we talk about is our dog. The same jokes every single day but they’re still somehow funny.

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We live pretty close to a giant body of water, and I always have a fake story about how the cats love to go over on a leash (they are indoor cats and one of them is on a spectrum)

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Whenever one of us asks the other if they need anything at the store, they respond with, “a new brain, please.”

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Can y’all get me one too? I’m having trouble finding a good one.

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I got one from Abby …something.

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shit me too, mine fell out

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“a million dollars”

I still haven’t gotten it.

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