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Blood-Covered Mark Zuckerberg Informed That Murder He Just Committed Was Not In Metaverse(www.theonion.com)

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Nobody@lemmy.world
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Zuck 100% has some sort of virtual rape/murder dungeon. His real avatar is probably some kind of lizard.

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andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works
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I feel like he’s too boring for that.

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PhilMcGraw@lemmy.world
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That’s just the mask he wears in public.

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andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works
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I wonder if he’d learn something about him and his peers in Forbes’ top in the future.

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Naz@sh.itjust.works
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Hey, unregistered psykers aren’t allowed on the Internet!

Stop spilling state secrets! Now we’re going to have to get Zuck a new disguise!

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DancingBear@midwest.social
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Hey now, don’t kink shame

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insomniac_lemon@kbin.social
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On an unrelated note, he’s running for president.

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FunkPhenomenon@lemmy.zip
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