Disney Castle, but worse! It even has a mullet just accentuating how fake and stupid it looks. Texas, give me a break.

Here’s the listing

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“I want plastic Versailles from wish dot com”

Architect: “say no more.”

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Wow, the inside may actually be worse.

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What do you mean when you say it has a mullet?

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the back of the house does NOT match the front, at all. XD

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I love this about American architecture so much. Big ostentatious buildings, you go around the side/back, and if you’re lucky there’ll be two small pathetic windows weirdly misaligned, but more commonly a big blank wall.

It’s silly and delightful in a way.

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Well, let’s be fair, trying to get furniture for and decorate a series of round rooms must be a pita.

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Gonna be honest, the arched terraces are kinda doing it for me.

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A mullet is a haircut where the front is quite different from the back, and the house is similarly mismatched. In this case I guess it’s business at the front and a pool party out the back…

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Hog warts

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Yo dawg, I heard you like turrets…

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