95 points

idk man I say just push it to production anyway

permalink
report
reply
16 points

You must have been in charge when I was built. I’ve still got security issues, memory leaks, and there’s a major known issue where under certain conditions I continue to work but stop providing any feedback or messaging.

If you could have your team at least address the resource management issue I’d be grateful.

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

It’s a common problem with underfunded development. Though the lead devs make a big difference too.

permalink
report
parent
reply
85 points

just tag yourself as “early-access” and suddenly everyone will forgive your flaws.

permalink
report
reply
61 points

Don’t get yourself an alpha male, get yourself a 1.0.4-ubuntu3 male.

permalink
report
reply
35 points

Can I get an arch femboy?

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

Always has been.

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points
Deleted by creator
permalink
report
parent
reply
10 points
*

Yeah! Gotta find those Long Term Stable (LTSL) life partners!

permalink
report
parent
reply
8 points

Marriage is the 10 year support window

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

) Plesse close that parentheses

permalink
report
parent
reply
31 points

If you have to constantly tell people you’re the king, you’re not really the king.

permalink
report
reply
17 points

“Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government”

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

I don’t know that reference

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point
*

Lucky you, you’re in for a treat.

permalink
report
parent
reply
28 points

I just hear that they’re so insecure they need to define themselves by someone else’s deeply flawed version of better, instead of just being themselves and acknowledging what they like.

It’s like asking what’s the best colour, and someone answers “black, because it consumes all the other colours”

permalink
report
reply
5 points

Funny enough, at least with the light spectrum, black is devoid of color and white is the combination of all colors.

permalink
report
parent
reply
7 points

So how come when I mix all my watercolors I get brown?? Checkmate atheists

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

Because you’re using too much orange. If it reflects all colors equally it would be grey (not all light reflected, but some)

permalink
report
parent
reply

Programmer Humor

!programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

Create post

Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)

Rules:

  • Posts must be relevant to programming, programmers, or computer science.
  • No NSFW content.
  • Jokes must be in good taste. No hate speech, bigotry, etc.

Community stats

  • 5.6K

    Monthly active users

  • 1.5K

    Posts

  • 35K

    Comments