23 points

Install Task Manager Manager

permalink
report
reply
20 points

htop

permalink
report
reply
8 points

top

permalink
report
parent
reply
5 points

op

permalink
report
parent
reply
6 points

btop

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

Had this myself recently, process explorer still works though. tskill taskmgr.exe would probably work too.

permalink
report
reply
5 points

Power supply… You’re next option is to remove the power supply from the computer… With a chainsaw.

I may be taking slightly drastic action.

permalink
report
reply
2 points

Nah, mate. That won’t do it. You need to drive a truck into the nearest transformer station.

permalink
report
parent
reply
57 points

Somebody needs to find whoever was responsible for the original NT task manager and learn a thing or two. That thing was bulletproof. I had servers over the years that were so broken nothing else would run but you hit CTRL-ALT-DEL and tada!

permalink
report
reply
47 points

David Plummer, he has a YouTube channel “Dave’s garage” he has a couple of videos dedicated to Taskmanager and even a look at the source for his first version. That and other cool stuff on windows and other tech.

permalink
report
parent
reply
5 points

TIL… Thanks for the tip. I’m going to search some of that stuff out.

permalink
report
parent
reply
10 points

I love his channel. Very informative and entertaining.

permalink
report
parent
reply
6 points

One of his videos about task manager is one of those YouTube videos that just won’t go away from being suggested for me.

permalink
report
parent
reply
5 points

Yeah, me to, so I decided to finally watch it and decided his channel is pretty interesting. Sure he’s pretty ‘microsofty’ (i.e. not seeing any faults in the company) but other than that he presents his topics well.

permalink
report
parent
reply
14 points

He has a YouTube channel. Dave’s Garage

https://youtu.be/Ve95Nh690l0

permalink
report
parent
reply
6 points

Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/Ve95Nh690l0

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

And it’s really good, has some fun stories from the early days at Microsoft

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

for the love of god, for the past 27 years it’s been ctrl-shift-esc (since like NT 4.0), while ctrl-alt-del opens up the security menu thing. I can’t believe I’m saying this…

i thought programmers liked doing things faster

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point
*

CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is simply a keyboard shortcut and is useless on a locked up system, it dies with the shell. CTRL+ALT+DEL throws a hardware interrupt, which contributed to the aforementioned bulletproof nature.

permalink
report
parent
reply

Programmer Humor

!programmer_humor@programming.dev

Create post

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

  • Keep content in english
  • No advertisements
  • Posts must be related to programming or programmer topics

Community stats

  • 3.1K

    Monthly active users

  • 1K

    Posts

  • 38K

    Comments