91 points

Welp, feel bad for the kid whose picture was featured with this headline!

“Hey Tina, one of the stock photos you did was published as the feature image for an article in an international newspaper!”

“Really?! What was the article about? The benefits of exercise?”

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15 points

“No, more like piss, cheese and a horned beast.”

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69 points

I want my oxford comma back…

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7 points

Goat and Urine, together, is a totally different beast than goat and urine separately.

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Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?

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9 points

Well, me and the people who have up voted me for starters? Why are you so angry?

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12 points

I’m not angry, I overestimated the popularity of the Vampire Weekend song.

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40 points

I don’t think we needed scientists for this one haha

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16 points

Better cover it up with Axe.

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12 points

personally, I always used the “goat cheese and urine” axe. 10/10 smell

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15 points

Goats piss on their own faces for the smellz. Goat + urine is redundant.

Also, fun fact: Lady goats have to be kept away (or at least up wind) of gentleman goats if they are being milked for commercial products. If she catches a whiff of a sexy man goat her milk will taste of horny goat pheromones (extra goaty).

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9 points

Lady goats and gentleman goats. I take it those are the scientific terms. I will use them from now on.

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3 points

Whoa, I already thought the mountain climbing was impressive. How do they…do that?

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Ok, I can’t help but wonder what effect consuming those extra pheromones would potentially have on people. Lol

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3 points

I’ve seen it firsthand, a friend started to headbutt the nearest “enemy”

We had to grab him by his horns to get him to stop

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