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Probably played with the firewall settings and accidentally disabled port 22… It sucked when I did that

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Hello IT, have you tried turning it off and on again?

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V2 be like: “WHAT did you say about my mother? F… you, Earth man.”

Mission control: “Dude you don’t have a mother it was a typo. Dude. Talk to me.”

seen

Mission control: “Dude.”

seen

Mission control: “C’mon man.”

This message could not be sent. V2 may have blocked your number

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sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /

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sudo rm -rf /*

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starman is not in the sudoers file.
This incident will be reported.

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Oh no, Linus Torvalds is gonna call me again

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Linus calling you to belittle your management of the sudoers file is the FOSS form of swatting lol.

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sudo rm -rf i_want_to_delete_everything_in_this_folder /*

oops…

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