Don’t ask why.

UPDATE: GOING WITH THIS ONE

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Man I really wanna know what the fuck you’re up to

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He is the Florida Man of Lemmy… LEMMY MAN

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This is gonna go down in lemmy history

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Accidentally ate a ton of edibles?

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Probably weed.

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Nah dude, weed don’t make you care so much about your digestive system as long as you can keep munching.

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What is up with you man? First the asklemmy now here. I hope all is well?

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when you’re trying to hold your poop for 3 days but someone offers you gummy worms

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🤣🤣 This is most entertained I’ve been online in a long time, lol. I don’t know what you’re doing, and I hope you’re taking care of yourself, but thank you for all the laughs.

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It got the same feel as that guy on fark.com who got his balls stuck in a lawn chair

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Dont throw them up in that case, your heart need electrolytes etc. can you drink some cucumber water? Electrolytes but essentially calorie negative.

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Are you prepping for a colonoscopy? What color was it?

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I’m half convinced this is performance art. I just wonder what is next…

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Gummies are pretty much just gelatin and sugar. You’re not gonna poop anything.

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But are they allowed to poop?

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tbh, if they ate enough, you could probably eat that poop!

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The urgency makes me wonder if these gummys may have additional medicinal ingredients…

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I hate that my first thought was the haribo sugar free gummy bear reviews and not weed gummies

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The sugar free one will make them poop.

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Depending on how many gummy worms and their manner of entrance, they will potentially expedite themselves.

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If recently, stick your fingers down your throat.

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A day or two for most people then, assuming you’re not constipated or having diarrhea.

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If we’re talking those “diet” sugarfree ones you’d better be sitting on the toilet, from what I heard, because you’re probably gonna be “processing” them fast and violently

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Yes! There’s a good Amazon review of sugar free gummy bears. 🤣

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