Cross posted from https://feddit.uk/post/9738191
Will they also sell chocolate starfish?
According to a news release, the Big Bite Hot Dog Sparkling Water is a liquified version of the iconic snack – ketchup and mustard flavors included.
Even worse than the headline…
How do you fuck up hotdog water?
Hey, it’s not April 1st yet!
I’m just imagining the hot dogs sitting in a bucket of water like… [https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/disenchantment/images/2/2a/Me-flavored-water-salesman.png/revision/latest?cb=20230916175637](in Disenchanted)