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Will they also sell chocolate starfish?

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I hope so. Their biscuits make my knees weak. Limp, even.

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My favorite part about that song is that Fred fucks up his count of how many fucks he says in his fucked up rhyme.

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I see what you did there.

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According to a news release, the Big Bite Hot Dog Sparkling Water is a liquified version of the iconic snack – ketchup and mustard flavors included.

Even worse than the headline…

How do you fuck up hotdog water?

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Because the relish flavor got stuck in R&D

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Hey, it’s not April 1st yet!

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More details on the availability of this flavor will be revealed on April 1

They’re just announcing it a few days early.

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I’m just imagining the hot dogs sitting in a bucket of water like… [https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/disenchantment/images/2/2a/Me-flavored-water-salesman.png/revision/latest?cb=20230916175637](in Disenchanted)

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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
  3. No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.

How to tag: To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz or foo bar baz [Meta] would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz

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