Thank you, comrade, t’was hilarious.
He weaponized the global south into disliking their anglo masters. Now Africa is asking France to GTFO. That’s new, it’s not what they always wanted. /S
Destroyer of All That Is Good Vladimir (scary name!) Poutine Plans For Future Weaponization:
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-My Grandma (she watched a tennis match where a RUSSIAN won)
-Cold Spaghetti (brings down the internal body temperature of Americans so they are less protected against his Level 8 Frost Lazer)
-Powerthesaurus.com (makes young American writers insufferable sounding)
-Baby Grand Pianos [oak only] (used to drop comically on beloved American heroes)
-Cocomelon (turning Gen Alpha into goblinoids)
-Your Grandma (she flirted with me on his behest and it made me mildly uncomfortable)
-Talcum Powder (causes mesothelioma and bankrupts patriotic American companies fighting lawsuits)
-Azov Battalion (created the PERFECT excuse for him to rapidly spike military spending)
-9/11 (funny memes that ensued exposed the lack of patriotism in American youth and widened the boomer v zoomer divide)
-The Black Death (arrived in Europe via Poutine Time Machine)
-Bill Maher (unfunniness reduced American lifespans by an average of 6 years)
-Fortnite (reducing American productivity that could be spent making Abrams tanks)
-Abrams tanks (overfunding Abrams tanks causes domestic economic problems in America in an effort to destabilize and cause civil unrest)
-Taco Bell (reduced quality of food over the last decade has been a severe hit to the morale of young Americans everywhere)
-Liberal anti-Russian media (purposefully poor coverage of the Ukraine conflict has embittered Americans to their military industrial complex)
-Ontomontopia (using instead of academic personalizations of words reduces general American IQ and leads Americans down the Old Macdonald Had a Farm --> Cocomelon --> 9/11 radicalization funnel)
Of all of them, the “America’s racism” one is something that even the most propagandized westerner would have a hard time reading without a fit of laughter, at least I hope so.
