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@RustyRaven I WANT SLIDES

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Why don’t we use more slides.

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Because of stupid liability lawsuits.

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They already have 2 down escalators and now they’re adding slides?? They really want people on the subway.

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This is a good April Fools, almost makes you wish it were true!

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There would be so many injuries. You can still see the stuff they put on the previous slides to stop people from killing themselves and others.

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*not fact checked

Honestly I appreciate the dedication to journalistic integrity in this April Fool’s Day joke.

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