Hey Lemmy! I have a rather unusual request that requires your creative thinking. I’m embarking on a 3-day pooping marathon (don’t ask why), and I need food suggestions that will maximize my bathroom visits. Feel free to get wild with your ideas! Bonus points if the food also makes me sweat. Let’s make this a memorable experience!

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It’s 2030. The world has changed. Russia has fallen. Ralph Nader’s reanimated cyborg-corpse is president. Britain is back in the EU. And Lemmy is known everywhere as “The Poop Site”.

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Good shit 👍

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Does going once continuously for 3 days count? Haribo sugar free gummy bears ought to do the trick.

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It’s been like two days and we already have inside jokes. Loving it.

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Milk if you are lactose intolerant.

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My stomach rumbled just reading the word lol

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