Turnham Green? Turn um stomach more likely.

61 points

£999/mo

Housing crisis? What housing crisis?

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Housing crisis? You mean retirement fund? (j/k) 😂🔫

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Retirement fund? You mean my vespa scooter and a tide table for Beachy Head.

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4 points

You’ll cycle there and enjoy it, right off the cliff!

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Cooperation owns all the houses and are leasing them for the low low price of you working 24/7. Yay!

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Don’t forget “sleep” - you get to sleep next to your oven. That way, you can smell if you left it on, or leave it open and use it as a heater! Think of all the advantages.

They saved a bundle on wet-wall, though. Genius.

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Ahh, the ol’ “we don’t have proper heating while living in the north” treatment. Bonus points if all you have is a single radiator and you dry your wet hats and gloves right on top of it.

Such nostalgia.

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26 points

The shower viewing sofa/dining room is a nice touch

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This reminds me of a place I rented in rural FL for a year. 350 square feet. However, I had the Sense to install a curtain so you couldn’t see the person inside of the shower.

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Why? That’s the entertainment!

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14 points

All the space you need to exist!

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21 points

its like prison but you get to cook your own meals.

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6 points

Now say that with a smile

(⁠ꏿ⁠﹏⁠ꏿ)

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Dear Warden, You were right. Salvation lay within

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its like prison but you get to reheat your own meals.

FTFY

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