That’s crazy I don’t think they would

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Companies would, and have, killed people just to make an extra cent. Of course they’d do this.

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So what you’re saying is they’d only advertise in high-traffic anuses…

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So an anus printer?

a picture is worth more than a thousand words. Now you can surprise your lover with the completely safe Printhole™! Using biodegradable inks, you can add that extra bit of spice to your sex life. Or go for the deluxe edition that is ribbed for yours and his pleasure. Installation is easy!

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The capitalism system is design to maximize and prioritize profit above everything else, and will do it if there’s no resistance.

If put ads inside peoples’ ass increases profits, companies would try for sure.

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This orgasam brought to you by Johnson and Johnson

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I mean, branding is a thing too. You don’t see J&J slapping their name on porn sites either, even though that’s a cheap form of advertising with massive impression numbers.

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The orgasams are gonna be wild

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There is ads in public toilet, so sure, they’ll put ads anywhere.

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There is even toilet paper with ads on it. Does that count as “ads in our anuses”?

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Depends on how far you push it in.

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I usually push mine a bit beyond the sigmoid boundary - would that count?

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“Your poo will be back, after this word from our sponsors”

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When the benefits outweigh the costs they’ll do.

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