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So like, do you have to de-shell them or do you just eat them exoskeleton and all? Given that their diet is fresh sap and xylem water, they seem like pretty clean little bugs to eat. I’d try it.

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I feel like this is what needs to be stated when talking about eating bugs. If you’re giving me bugs that eat what amounts to sugar water then I’m much less concerned about bug poop.

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Texture seems important too, and the thought of a sap eating bug that has a similar texture to shrimp… Doesn’t sound all that bad. I’m honestly half tempted to try to test it when they emerge.

Seems like there’s a fungus that’s known to eat their ass, but as long as they’re free of that it seems fair game.

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Where can I find this fungus?

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Wouldnt shelling leave a gooey blob anyway?

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Yeah how do you get a cicada out of its shell and still have something that is meaningfully a cicada?

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Maybe remove it after cooking? How would they get to shrimp-like texture otherwise?

Unless they mean shrimp-like with the shell still on, which is silly.

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“Thlimy yet, thatithfying.”

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You made me say it out loud

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(╭☞´ิ∀´ิ)╭☞

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Now kith

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Pumbaa doesn’t lisp…

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Igor doeth.

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I have eaten one before. Yes I was very drunk. Pull the wings off first.

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That last sentence 🤮

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OK, I gotta ask: was it alive?

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Absolutely

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I don’t usually voluntarily eat bugs but if someone put that in front of me then I’d be curious enough to try it.

Inb4 “crab, shrimp and lobsters are basically bugs”. Yeah, I don’t usually eat them though. I used to love shrimp as a kid, but somewhere along the way I stopped enjoying the flavor. They aren’t bad, just… Idk. Just not a fan anymore.

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crab, shrimp and lobsters are basically bugs

You see this all the time, but they’re really not. With crab, shrimp, and lobster you usually extract the meat and just eat that. Bugs are mostly tiny so you eat the whole thing. Very different texture, not to mention taste.

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Skwimps is bugs

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Link to the rest of the cookbook? I hear a feast is coming…

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I did not find the book but I did find this


Source

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The biggest crime here is putting rice on pizza

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Am a cancer, can confirm the cicada miso sounds like the best of that list.

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That or the cicada po boy. Exoskeleton off, a good breading, some remoulade sauce and a fresh roll sounds pretty good if their texture is shrimp like.

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In Borneo they fry them. Crunchy snacks anyone?

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Gotta get me them tacos

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