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Due to inflation...(lemm.ee)

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Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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Due to limited resources this hydra will grow only 3 heads for every 2 you cut off.

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Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
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Because of supply issues, your infinite wealth will start arriving in 3 to 5 business days.

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ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
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Provided as limited annuity payments over the course of your life.

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Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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Due to shorter attention spans these cats only have 7 lives.

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Mr Reach @lemmy.world
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Due to budget cuts we’re dialing down eternal damnation to mild inconvenience for 30 years.

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perishthethought@lemm.eeOP
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TIL: Satan has a budget. Explains a lot…

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ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml
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Even satan is not free of capitalism 😔

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Patapon Enjoyer@lemmy.world
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The 50% of the time thing actually solves a huge bug. Which incidentally is what’s on the other side of the wrong door

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