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no thanks, crystal mami(mander.xyz)

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Kalkaline @leminal.space
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😑✋ Drake format of this meme

😌👉 LeVar Burton format of this meme

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Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml
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Someone told me that drake was a creep and I instantly believed it because why else would this nobody get a meme format out of nowhere?

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swag_money@lemmy.world
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dating geology guys < dating stoned guys

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fossilesque@mander.xyzOPM
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hazeebabee@slrpnk.net
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But what about the stoned geology guys? the stoned stone lovers, the geology ganjis, the crystal cannabis connoisseurs, the rock lovin rockers, the dabbing dirt collectors?

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twelve20two @slrpnk.net
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How I’m trynna be

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zaphod@sopuli.xyz
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What’s wrong with geology guys?

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This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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fossilesque@mander.xyzOPM
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Those are those weird pedos, pedologists.

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gimpchrist @lemmy.world
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Half of my house is rocks… I inherited them from an 85 year old geologist…Wanna see?

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Heartwotalk@lemmynsfw.com
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Yes

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wewbull@feddit.uk
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As long as you don’t have any puppies.

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Belzebubulubu@mujico.org
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YES! THAT WOULD BE AWESOME

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Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee
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Removed by mod
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Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dike_(geology)

TIL: mods don’t understand geology jokes.

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Geobloke@lemm.ee
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Good cleavage though

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Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee
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Although I did meet one gneis girl, but she got tired of my schist pretty quickly. I met her on a field trip to study glaciers she was honestly a bit erratic. Anyway, forgive the intrusion.

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captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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That’s my hope

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Lucien [hy/hym, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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Eh, depends. If it’s the around-the-neck kind of crystals, no way. If it’s in a radio circuit, now, that’s a different story.

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