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Card throwing’ a card and sticking it into an apple. 1 afternoon of practice and you can likely get it done in 3 tries.

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If you have apples lying around, tearing one in half with your bare hands is actually pretty easy. There are quick guides on YouTube but basically, if I’m remembering right, you put the heels of your palms together at the bottom of the apple and finger tips at the stem and kind of squeeze the apple and try open the apple like a book. It makes a big difference having freshly washed hands.

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Maybe not impressive but it is funny to draw 2 pounts at specific locations on a hand and then “eating” stuff by moving the “middle” thumb joint ud and down so it looks like a mouth.

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How did you get such an up-close pic of Jennifer Lopez?

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I forgot how she looks but it sounds funny so i upvoted it anyway

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And for your upvote, you get taco-flavored kisses!

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It’s a South Park reference btw

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You’re right, that’s certainly not impressive.

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Just tell them, “talk to the hand,” sloooooowly raise your hand to eye level, and start using it like a puppet.

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Opening a beer bottle with a lighter, a second beer bottle, your teeth (not recommended), the corner of a table (don’t actually do this unless you know the table can be scratched up or chipped), or other random objects.

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Even in this world where everything I buy or am gifted comes with another fucking bottle opener I still use the lighter or hard corner trick more than any other bottle opening methods

Knew a guy once who could do it with his bare hands, no idea how though, looked like it hurt

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Doing it with your phone is also great if you have a solid case. You can do it with your hand if you have a ring that isn’t soft like gold or silver

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Are you speaking from experience? Sounds painful.

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Absolutely do not open bottles with your remaining teeth.

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Opening a twist off bottle top with your hands when everyone else thinks it’s a normal bottle top is a good one for a quick laugh

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That’s actually just a basic skill in Germany and far from impressive. Even myself who basically can do nothing with his hands can open a beer bottle with many objects that have an edge.

Not saying that it might not be impressive in other parts of the world, but dont overestimate its effect in Germany. ;)

Edit: Just remembered that I knew a guy who opened bottles with his eye socket…crazy shit.

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i have two roommates who cant open it by themselves and still buying those bottles without having an opener…
In most cases i still need a lighter because i dont like beer ant those bottle caps are annoying to me

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There are some dead-simple magic tricks if you have a deck of cards laying around. YouTube it

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Also mind reading/telepathy tricks if you have a friend at the party who’s willing to be your secret assistant.

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This one is more of an icebreaker/game and can be fun to do at a party where there is more talking than partying. You need pen and paper or a phone to take notes.

  1. Ask each person to come up with a color and 3 adjectives to describe it.

  2. Ask each person to come up with an animal and 3 adjectives to describe it.

  3. Ask each person to come up with a body of water (can be specific like “Lake Baikal” or non-specific like “ocean”) and 3 adjectives to describe it.

  4. Ask each person to imagine themselves in an all-white room with no doors and no windows. Write down 3 adjectives that describe how it makes them feel.

Ok, now:

  1. The color and related adjectives is how you see yourself.

  2. The animal and related adjectives is how you see other people.

  3. Body of water and related adjectives is how you see your sex/love life.

  4. The white room is how you see death.

People love this shit. Lots of laughs all around.

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This is really good.

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