Banana bread is 1,50$ a piece, cheese cake 2,50$, and an apple crumble is 2,70$. Those are the pie rates of the car I be in.

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Lol I like how you fucked up the joke. ;)

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Did I? As a non native speaker it’s dad joke level funny for me

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Cakes and pies are different so the title takes a little more thought to figure out the play-on-words

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Oh, something new every day. Thanks

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I think it’s funnier that none of those are pies.

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But why is the rum (cake) gone?

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🌽🌽🌽/5

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Actually 🥖🥖🥖🥖/5

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Lol baguettes?

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Brilliant! But here’s my take as a kiwi

Mince and cheese $1,50 each, stake and cheese $2,50, and a sausage roll is $2,70. Those are the pie rates of the car I be in.

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