72 points
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“Ay, you ever heard of Lemmy? Lemmy get your number?”
2 points
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29 points
Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven? Because you look pretty fucked up.
28 points
A guy on Tinder sent my friend a Patrick meme that said “Is mayonnaise an ice breaker?” I, a big Spongebob nerd, told her to pick that guy. They’re married now.
26 points
Are you a beaver? 'Cos DAM
23 points
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(shoutout to the absolutely fantastic Sophie Corrigan who creates a lot of really beautiful art for bad pun lines like this one)