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“Ay, you ever heard of Lemmy? Lemmy get your number?”

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I would use this, if I met people IRL that have heard of Lemmy.

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This gives the highest ROI

You can pick up literally anything with this one.

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Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven? Because you look pretty fucked up.

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A guy on Tinder sent my friend a Patrick meme that said “Is mayonnaise an ice breaker?” I, a big Spongebob nerd, told her to pick that guy. They’re married now.

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Are you a beaver? 'Cos DAM

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(shoutout to the absolutely fantastic Sophie Corrigan who creates a lot of really beautiful art for bad pun lines like this one)

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